Fuck This Doll Who Refuses To Play Fetch With These Dogs

Hey Elsa! Wake the fuck up and play some fetch! What do you do all day other than lay on the couch and watch TV? Nothing. Not a damn thing. I judge people by how they treat dogs and Elsa failed miserably there. Totally and completely ignored them like they weren’t even there. What a disgrace. The one dog even did the adorable thing where he uses his nose to push it closer. Any person that denies a game of fetch after that should be in prison.  If she can’t take 10 seconds out of her day to entertain a couple of pups then that Disney whore is dead to me.

PS- Probably some pretty decent Frozen jokes I could’ve made but I never saw it. All I know is the girl’s name is Elsa and I heard that one song a lot.