Amber Rose Made 4 Million Dollars Off Her New Emoji App, 4 Million!

TV- Amber Rose took a lot of heat recently for what some say is a direct copy of Kim Kardashian’s custom emoji idea with an offering of her own. But now Rose can laugh all the way to the bank as she’s made a whopping $4 million off the app, according to TMZ. Rose, whose profile is increasing thanks to high-profile gigs such as her turn on Black-ish, is no doubt giddy–especially as the app pulled in $2 million in sales on its first day, a portion of which goes straight into her pocket. If course the money doesn’t come without controversy though. Rose came under fire recently for one of the emojis, which depicted a character that looks a LOT like Bill Cosby posting for a mug shot with a sign that reads, “I did it.” Given the money the app made, however, the controversy probably did nothing but fuel sales of the new app. Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose post cryptic selfie after Kanye West feud. It currently remains a mystery how Kim feels about her success, but surely $4 million dollars buys you some jealousy, right?

Let me tell you something. There has never been a better point in history for chicks with fat asses who like to sleep with famous people. Kim K can play the game of, “Let me be sexual. It’s my right” all she wants and that’s fine but at some point she’s gotta stop playing the victim in these situations. At some point it’s gotta flip and she realizes she’s got it pretty damn good. All of these girls in their position do. Amber Rose making 4 million dollars off an app that I don’t even understand might be that point. That is truly incredible. And I even understand why there’s intrigue that surrounds the Kardashian family. Yes, Kim K fucked Brandy’s brother on camera and that’s certainly part of it. But they have a history that people are watching unfold on that OJ show. They were basically there at the the forefront of reality TV and are reaping the benefits. But Amber Rose? Amber Rose is simply a product of that environment. There’s a formula here. Have a giant ass, sleep with Kanye West, make emojis, become a millionaire. What a world.

PS- Still would obviously have sex with Amber Rose. Even if her ass cheeks would swallow me whole and I’d come out the other side in an alternate universe.