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MTV2's New Quiz Show "Binge Thinking" Just Made A Bunch Of Drunk Philly Millennials Look Like Imbreds

Introducing the best and brightest Olde City and Fishtown has to offer on a drunken Saturday night, ladies and gentleman. Actually, most of the normal people didn’t do that bad. I don’t want to get sexist here (I’m 100% going to get sexist) but did any of the women in that video bring anything to the table of society? Seriously. The guys at least had correct answers and if they weren’t wrong they were at least educated guesses – Ray Rice FTW. The only thing those drunk betches got right were birth control and hair removal questions. Even the co-host was invisible at her job. A poor showing overall by the Fur Pie species. Also, making the black guy name 6 famous white women is pretty damn funny. That brotha was SHOOK.

Shows like this kind of make you think what would’ve happen if MTV actually stuck with, you know, Music Television. Damn you, reality TV.