Jessica Simpson, Her Giant Tits, And A Pair Of Daisy Dukes Went On Vacation

Click here for paparazzi pics of her gigantic boobs spilling out of her top and her ass in a bikini

We’re not allowed to post pictures taken by the paparazzi anymore so I cant put together a gallery here that does Jess justice. But if you click the link to TMZ there’s a bunch more shots of her in the Daisy Dukes with her rack just exploding out of her bathing suit. And thats the best I can do for you right now, and the best I can do for Jessica. I want to give her the proper respect for reaching back and throwing that fast ball one more time. Jess is 35 years old now. Been through a lot. Weathered the storm. And while she’s never gonna look like this again:

But she also doesnt look like this anymore:

J Simps has been through some shit man. Pregnancies, an entire music career, weight fluctuations, and she’s come out the other side still looking super fuckable. Straight up dumps like a truck, thighs like what. Fuckin CAKES under those Daisy Dukes.

Jessica Simpson was like the Tiger Woods of the pop game. In her prime, one of the greatest to ever do it. And now in 2016 youre wondering if she can just compete. These latest vacation pictures were like Tiger getting back on the tour and winning the Buick Invitational. Not a major, but its something and we should respect her for it.