We Should Probably Talk About Bubba Watson's Body Hair

Listen, I don’t wanna talk about Bubba Watson’s body hair either but we have to talk about Bubba Watson’s body hair. It’s the giant Sasquatch in the room. It’s so hideous that I can’t look away. What are we even looking at there? Wow. Just wow. Here’s a question, would you rather have no back hair at all or have the back hair that Bubba has? I have zero back hair and I’m just fine with that after seeing the map of the world on Bubba’s back. Zero consistency. Like a kid’s finger painting or some shit. Absolute chaos back there. I don’t know what this is for or what product Bubba is endorsing. For his sake I hope it’s for Gillette.

And look at these legs!

Did Bubba strap Robin Williams’ arms to his lower half after he died? Bubba could fill in on those beef jerky commercials and no one would be able to tell the difference. Just an absolutely ridiculous amount of body hair on Bubba.