Matt Harvey Has Blood Clots In His Bladder Because He Holds His Pee In Too Long (For Real)

Well, it sounds like we dodged a bullet. Apparently this is not major. Blood clots in the bladder sounds pretty scary to me but the word is that this isnt a big deal. Bizarre. And even more bizarre than that is the reason Harvey has these bladder issues in the first place:

Dude doesnt know how to pee right.

Holding in his pee like a fucking weirdo. Who does that? You know when you hold it in like that you can cause a lot of damage to your bladder. That’s what happens to truck drivers. They hold it in all the time. Eventually it starts coming out involuntarily. Did you know adult diapers are a 600 million dollar a year industry? Harvey is out here acting like Seinfeld. “There’s too much urinary freedom in this society. I’m proud to hold it in. It builds character.”

Now me? I’m like a camel. I can hold my pee for like 24 hours at a time. But thats just a gift I was given. And as soon as I need to pee, I go. I dont sit there thinking about how bad I have to pee and hold it. What are you trying to prove, Matt Harvey? Everyone pisses. Piss when your body tells you to piss

What a 24 hour saga. From “Matt Harvey is hungover” to Travis d’Arnuad saying we all need to “pray” for him to a motherfuckin UTI. Its March 29th and I’m already exhausted from this team.