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Diplo Got In A DJ Fight Last Night, Continues To Be All The Time Leader In Doing Girls

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First of all, I have no idea what fake flume drop ft m&m’s means. Sounds serious though. Like if you put a gun to my head right this second and said “Big Cat, if you’re a DJ, should you or should you not do a fake flume drop featuring m&m’s” I would say absolutely do not do that. Big time no no, wouldn’t even do a real flume drop featuring m&m’s let alone a fake one. So in that respect I have Diplo’s side.

 

And in the respect of doing so many girls you accidentally end up doing some DJ’s girlfriend, I also have Diplo’s side. Nothing more lethal than the I fucked your girl line.

 

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And the worst part is, you know he didn’t really love her, he just did her to do her, because that’s what Diplo does. Girls and work, and the night he did Zedd’s girlfriend he was apparently all out of work.

 

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PS

Is Diplo 12 years old? Doing girls with your weiner. Diplo sounds like a kid who needs to retake middle school sex ed.

 

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