The Porn Search Terms That Trend On St. Paddys Day Are, Ummm, Interesting
Mashable- “Leprechaun” porn viewing is expected to increase by more than 8,000% on St. Patrick’s Day, according to figures from last year. Pornhub has reported that searches for “leprechaun” porn rose by 8,142% compared to daily averages on March 17, 2015, and the number of of people searching for St. Patrick’s Day-related porn went up by 6,000%.
Statisticians found that searches containing the word “Irish” went up 650% on March 17, 2015, and searches containing either “luck” or “lucky” were up over 200% that day. The searches for “Irish” porn rises in the week leading up to St. Patrick’s Day, according to Pornhub figures, with a 3,000% spike on the holiday weekend, when last year’s festivities were in full swing. Pornhub also found that searches containing the descriptors “luck” and “lucky” were up over 200% that day.
Another holiday, another in depth breakdown by the good folks at Pornhub. And this one is just as terrifying as all the others. Listen, what you want to watch behind closed doors is your business. I actually encourage giving the pale, fire-crotched girls some views on this beautiful holiday. Or after a new Game of Thrones trailer with Sansa Stark or Melisandre drops. You want to throw some green haired girls in there too? Greattttt. Green food coloring and dye is just as much a part of this beautiful holiday as corned beef and cabbage.
But the leprechaun thing is flat out wrong. Nobody wants to see Irish guys naked. Which means less than nobody wants to see a hairy, midget Irish guy having sex. And “St. Patrick’s Day” is bad too. Sex after hours and hours of heavy day drinking is just even more of an ends to a mean than usual. And pints on pints on pints of Guinness isn’t doing anybody any favors. I can smell the sadness from here. And if you are searching Saint Patrick on any day of the year, you should be flagged by the CIA, FBI, and any other government wing monitoring terrorist activity. Because that is some weird ass shit to be looking for in general.
That being said, I have to admit that Irish Creampie is actually kind of funny. Disgusting as all hell, but funny nonetheless.