The Dude Who Beat Up Jared From Subway Looks Like An Actual Ogre, Says He Could Have Killed Jared

NYDN – Jared Fogle is “lucky he’s still alive” after a prison yard beatdown meant to send a message to the once-again portly pedophile, the attacker’s family says. Steven Nigg took a run in January at the former Subway pitchman, who’s been acting like a “bigshot” at Colorado’s Englewood FCI since he arrived after his November sentencing for child sex crimes. “He walks the yard and he’s rubbing shoulders with people he shouldn’t be,” Nigg’s nephew, Jimmy Nigg Jr., told the Daily News. “My uncle feels like he should never be allowed to do this.” Most sex offenders in prison, where they are a particularly unliked group, try to keep a low profile according to Jimmy Jr. But Fogle’s access to cash, which he uses to pay fellow inmates for protection, allows him to feel invincible. “Jared’s lucky he’s still alive. My uncle was in a position to kill him. No one was there,” Jimmy Jr. said after speaking to his uncle and reading the incident report. “He got him down, then walked away. He’s not a violent guy, he doesn’t have a violent history. He’s sending a message is what he’s doing. A guy walks in with all this money and celebrity and instead of flying under the radar, he’s going into the yard, walking around with big guys, saying no one can mess with me, flashing his money around and that’s what (my uncle) is pissed off about.”  Fogle suffered a bloody nose, scratches to his neck and redness and swelling to his face after the Jan. 29 pummeling, according to an incident report. He’s been put in the “hole” — solitary confinement — and lost time he’d earned off his 15-year sentence for good behavior, Nigg’s brother, Jimmy Sr., said. Nigg himself was fine, and felt proud of what’d he done when Jimmy Sr. went to see him on Friday, saying he’d do it again if he had the chance. “He said these kids (the victims) got dads and uncles and they’d love to do what I just did,” Jimmy Sr. told The News. “‘I’m doing it for the families. I couldn’t help it.’”

If I had to pick someone to NOT be in prison with, Steven Nigg would be the number 1 overall pick. That does not look like someone I’d like to see in the prison yard. Truth be told I was expecting a gigantic black dude, for obvious reasons. But this guy will do just fine. He looks like the Giant from Game of Thrones

He’s serving 15 years for assaulting the guy who stole his Golden Goose. He makes Mac’s dad look like a pussy:

Fee Fie Fo Fum motherfucker. I bet that one eyeball is a glass eye. The tattoo around the neck. Its just the exact reason people dont want to go to jail – to run into people like Steven Nigg.

And how about Jared Fogle’s prison strategy? Literally the WORST way you can do it. You either do the classic “find the biggest, baddest motherfucker and take him down in front of everyone,” which, I think we can all agree was probably not in the cards for Jared. The other option is to find some protection, pay for it, and keep your head down and your mouth fucking shut. Hearing that Jared From Subway was walking around the prison yard like he owned the joint is fucking preposterous. You deserve every beatdown you get if you’re delusional enough to walk around like that. Jimmy Nigg Jr is right – its a goddam miracle this fat sandwich pedo is still alive.