Our First Barstool At The Ballpark At Citi Is Sold Out, 5/28 vs LAD Filling Up
Did you see Harvey touching 97 on the gun? Did you see Thor mixing in a cutter? Did you see Big Sexy’s flexible ass stretching???
All of these things mean that spring training is here, which means baseball is coming. The Mets are coming. And there’s nothing anybody can do to stop them.
And there’s nothing anyone can do to stop us from taking over the Coke Corner. Our first outing is officially sold out. About 400 Stoolies will be there for the game against the Giants drinking unlimited beer. Now it’s time to set our sights on the Los Angeles Dodgers and that cocksucker Chase Utley. We got 500 seats reserved, sold close to half of them. So there’s plenty of seats if you want to round up a big crew of people, but they are steady selling so don’t expect these tickets to be available in May. We got one outing per month the rest of the season too if you can’t make it to the Dodgers game.
Every ticket comes with free beer from 1 hour prior to first pitch until 2 hours after the game begins/the alcohol cut off in the 7th inning. You also get a voucher for one free meal.