The Victoria Secret Swim Special Was Basically Porn Last Night And Candice Melted My Brain

I absolutely don’t get the Victoria Secret Swim Special.  It flies so far under the radar it’s not even funny. I mean I feel like people didn’t even know it was on last night. Contrast this with the Victoria Secret Fashion show where it’s all anybody talks about. So bizarre because the Fashion show sucks and the swim show is basically porn. And what is even more bizarre is that the fashion show is on at 10pm and the swim show is on at 9pm. It’s almost like CBS lulls America to sleep and then just shoves a whole ton of tits and ass in people’s faces. Chicks grinding all over each other dancing to Nick “Thunder” Jonas. It’s insane. Candice literally murdered my dick on primetime family television. Who would have thunk it?

All these screenshots were within the first 10 minutes of the show.