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Rubio Daps Everyone Up After The Debate, Locks Up The Millennial Vote

Rubio with a huuuugeeee push for the Millennial vote at last night’s debate. Name dropped them at least 3 times, said they had a chance to be the new Greatest Generation, then the cherry on top, proceeded to forego the handshakes and dap everybody up. Ballin.

You can learn a lot from just a 5 second clip, speaks volumes about a candidate by the way they handle uncertainty in the face of a dap.

Cruz obviously like a goofy goober.

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Handled like a guy who spent the debate with gunk on his lip.

Trump with the most flawless transition in old white guy history.

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Handled like a guy with a yuge dick.

And a real shame the feed cut out before we could see Kasich’s reaction. No way he knew how to handle this one. The elbow bump.

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Savage move by Marco.

And if you read Rubio’s lips you can clearly see him say “I have a cold”… but if I were Rubio I’d kind of not want that narrative out there? I mean if you’re too pussy to try and sneaky get Trump sick how the hell can we expect you to deal with Putin? Just way too nice. Have a little political scumbag backbone for me one time.