Chick Sends A Selfie To Her Family Group Chat But Forgets To Crop Out Her Two Dildos

Yet another reason why group chats are the absolute worst. Whoever came up with the idea for group chats is a spawn of Satan. I understand how they’re a good idea in theory. Instead of having to type the same message over and over again to the group of people you’re going to dinner with you just lump them into one text. Makes perfectly good sense. Everyone gets the message and your fingers aren’t worn out. Until a dialogue starts. These occurrences have been well documented. The one group text turns into a thousand texts with inside jokes and your phone buzzing 5,000 times it sucks. It’s very annoying. An unknown downside of group chats though? When you send a selfie of yourself before an interview and forget to crop out the two dildos sitting on the toilet. Whoops! Nothing relieves the stress of an interview like a good ol’ fashion dildo sesh*.  To be totally honest, I wouldn’t have even noticed the dildos if she hadn’t freaked out about them. I don’t know the difference between a dildo and a curling iron.

*Not the worst lesson actually.  Back when I would do interviews in the real world I would always jerk off before. You get that post-jerk Zen going and you’re unflappable in the room. That’s a little tip for those of you who are gonna be graduating from college soon.  Always masturbate before an interview.