Farmer Spends Hours Gathering Manure And Spells Out "No Trump" In Cow Shit On His Farm

Strasburg, Ohio – Donald Trump follows a long line of politicians who Americans seem to love or despise. One Ohio farmer isn’t trying to hide his opinions on the billionaire Republican. Jerry Slankard of Strasburg used manure from his fifteen cows and bulls to write the words “No Trump” big enough so airplanes could read his message. It took the farmer about four hours to haul enough animal manure to express that message. “He made me happy. Pop’s still got it,” said Rachel Slankard, Jerry’s granddaughter. “We’re from Tuscarawas County, a very rural farm county, and that’s the way we do things around here,” said Ashley Slankard. “They furnished the ink for my writin’ out there. I’ve raised almost every one of these cows,” said the farmer.

Trump done fucked up now. You can’t lose the farmers if you’re a politician. You just can’t. They’re the life blood of this country.  Also, the fact that this farmer took 4 hours out of his day to do this shows just how much he hates Trump. Farmers could work 23-hour days and still not get everything done that they need to get done. So for this farmer to be like, “You know what? Fuck Trump. I’m so mad at him that I’m gonna spend 4 hours of my precious time collecting horse shit just to spite him” says a lot. To be honest, I think he needed to take  it a step further and more profane. If you’re gonna spend hours on hours doing something like this you really gotta make it count. Make a statement. “No Trump” is fine and all but it doesn’t really jump off the page/field. It’s gotta be bombastic and loud just like Trump is bombastic and loud. “Fuck Trump” in big bold letters made out of cow shit in a field is the headline grabber.

This made me laugh

“He made me happy. Pop’s still got it,” said Rachel Slankard, Jerry’s granddaughter.

Grandpa and his cow shit writing did it again!  He’s still got it!