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Of Course "Female Viagra" Barely Helps Sexual Satisfaction

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NY Daily News- A libido pill for women isn’t as gratifying as hoped — in fact, users can expect less than one additional “satisfying sexual event” per month, researchers say. Sales have not been strong for the so-called “female Viagra” drug and women taking the pill are not reporting enthusiastic results while seeking treatment for low sexual desire, according to a study published Monday in JAMA Internal Medicine. The drug was hailed by women’s rights groups as the fair option to men who had a plefora of sexual enhancement options. “Women who take Flibanserin reported only one-half additional satisfying sexual event per month,” the study states without explaining its definition for a “sexual event.”

Hey brainiacs, were you expecting anything else? Unless that female Viagra was literally a miracle drug, it wasn’t going to do much. You know why? Because men are terrible at sex. We finish too soon, look terrible, and dicks/balls are gross. The fact that women even want to have sex with men is biology’s greatest accomplishment. The female body is truly artwork. The male body is a dump truck. Not pretty yet necessarily effective.

But the birds need the bees, no matter how much the bees smell or suck. So thank you biology for giving us guys a shot. And to the scientists out there, please keep hammering away in the lab for this miracle drug. Because a wise man once said that “Making sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Lets allow more women to get their cookies by hook or by crook.