Kelly Ripa Wearing Furry Nails And Talking About Wiping Is A Weird Way To Start Your Friday

Um what?  What the fuck did we just watch? Did we just watch Kelly Ripa talk about the new trend of furry nails and hiring a person who helps her wipe?  Pretty sure we did. Here’s the thing, I don’t know enough about Kelly Ripa to know if this is bit or not. I don’t know if she’s being 100% sincere or if she’s doing this ironically. I still wanna know though. Is she making fun of the people who wear furry nails or does she actually wear furry nails and have someone come into the bathroom with her and wipe? My head is telling me it’s a bit. I’m really hoping it’s a bit.  She seemed pretty serious about it though.  God damn it. Kelly Ripa confusing the hell out of me with furry nails and wipe talk was not how I wanted to start my Friday.  Either way, the fact that people are wearing furry nails like it’s the hot new trend is weird as fuck. Fake life stuff. Bet they would feel sneaky great during a hand job as long as you’re not ticklish. There’s your silver lining.

Potentially a real conversation in a Hollywood Starbucks

“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m Kelly Ripa’s wiper.”

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