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Let's Take A Quick Look-See At My Girl Gigi's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pictures

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pictures via daily caller 

 

My review

 

 

 

 

World domination continues for my girl Gigi.  She was the hottest girl in the SI swimsuit edition even though I didn’t even look at the other girls in the magazine. I didn’t have to. Gigi is the hottest chick on the planet. It’s not even a contest. And she’s only 20!  The sky is the limit for her. I’m telling you, I’m waiting for the day that her and Kendall Jenner get in a cat fight because Gigi becomes more famous than Kendall. The day she gets blackballed by the Jenner/Karadshian clan will be her finest day. Until that day arrives, we’ll just have to settle for looking at her drip sex in every picture she takes.

 

By the way, do people still buy the SI swimsuit edition? I’m talking like the actual magazine? No way, right? If you still buy any magazine then you are the leading candidate to have women tied up in your basement. The internet has it all and then some. You can flip from looking at Gigi to looking at hardcore porn in seconds. It’s a thing of beauty. It’s kind of shame though, too, because back in the day when the SI swimsuit edition arrived on your doorstep it was a big day. Spank bank material wasn’t as easy to come by back then so it was like a god send. It was either that or try to get a 4-minute porn off Limewire that took 9 hours to download.