A Sex Toy Company Wants To Make An Amber Rose Finger Sex Toy
TMZ- Amber Rose’s now famous ass-play tweet at Kanye could turn into a huge cash grab for her if a sex toy company gets its wish. Sextoy.com, the largest online sex toy distributor, wants Amber’s help plugging its prostate massagers. They think Amber would be a perfect fit — the product’s already finger-like — so they want a mold of her magical digit … or as they describe it, “Kanye’s favorite finger.” The company’s CEO thinks Amber’s tweet will “educate many people on the joys of prostate stimulation” — a silver-ish lining to her beef with Kanye. They’re offering Amber her own product line and a big percentage of the sales.
You have to respect the hustle of Sextoy.com going for it all here. You absolutely have to strike while the iron is hot. Even though Kanye denied buttplay, the industry is definitely going to explode in 2016. And you can’t tell me that this toy won’t be a must-have for any wannabe rapper out there. If you want to be great, do what the greats do. If Kanye gets fingers up his butt, it’s almost a bad business decision to not have fingers up your butt. And don’t just have random fingers up your butt, but you need the actual length, girth and knuckle size Yeezy may have felt as he was planning out My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. And it’s not like Amber Rose is just going to fly around the world sticking her finger up people’s butts for money (actually she probably would. But I bet it would also be real expensive). So this is the next best thing.