It's A FLOOD At Selena's House

Quick Selena, call the plumber! Throw down bags of sand!

I’m not joking when I say I wouldn’t be shocked if Selana just chartered a private plane to the Bahamas. Pres likes to pretend she still wants Beebs when she clearly wants your boy Willy. And you KNOW it’s true that something is up between the two of them when Beiber started posting pictures of himself playing hockey like hey look, I can do that too Selena!

PS: how mad is that loser in Philly Jordie right now that once again he can’t say a bad thing about Wilson? I just imagine Jordie stamping around his room, cursing under his breath about how perfect the Caps are and how miserable the Flyers are.

PS: Think chix dig hockey players?

PS: Latts, work in a pushup one time for me if you’re trying to get with Selena’s friends.