The Eliminator: Fast Food Restaurants
As always, the rules are you have to pick one to eliminate from the planet.
I personally cannot eliminate McDonald’s for a few reasons. It’s the unofficial restaurant of America. When people in other countries see Mickey D’s, they see the American flag. Just like apple pie, baseball and Coca Cola. Just the way this world works. Plus they have the best fries, the nostalgia of the 20 piece nuggets and a Sweet And Sour Sauce that is on the condiments Mt. Rushmore.
I can’t get rid of Wendy’s either because there are too many staples on their menu. Best burgers in the fast food game. The spicy chicken sandwich has always been fantastic. And real solid nuggets.
So this basically comes down to Taco Bell vs. Chick-Fil-A in my eyes. Taco Bell has like 10 total ingredients but can somehow make like a million different incredible combinations with them. Chick-Fil-A has about 5 total options on the entire menu. And if I didn’t have a Chick-Fil-A open near me, I wouldn’t have dreamed about killing Taco Bell.
But I have had Chick-Fil-A, and that shit is incredible. It’s quality over quantity. You are basically either getting a chicken sandwich or chicken nuggets there, whereas the possibilities are endless at Taco Bell. So many ways to mix and match. But the X Factor is what happens once you are done eating. When you eat any kind of fast food, you probably not going to have a good time in the bathroom. But Taco Bell is the only place people avoid because of that stuff. So it’s with great sadness that I eliminate Taco Bell.
But as always, this is a democracy. Make your vote below.