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The Drunk Dr. Who Tried To Hijack An Uber Went On 'Good Morning America' And HOLY HELL I HATE HER


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THIS. BITCH. How about her coming out HOT citing her father being ill and her boyfriend dumping her as the main reasons she transformed into the super-villain ThunderCunt? Yeah, hun, I’m sure not being a drunken entitled hooch who gets her way because of the tits didn’t have anything to do with that spaz. And here I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt saying, yes, she deserved to be called out, but maybe didn’t require the amount of heat she was receiving (the rape/murder stuff is too far regardless). Going full Ben Affleck in Gone Girl and trying to gain sympathy with the national media is…smart. I guess. But it’s such fucking bullshit. She admits what she did was wrong and still comes across as the victim. Why? Because it’s 2016 and bitches like this get interviews with George Stepinoplodisnesess for their own personal gain. I can’t even get my mother to get me to return my calls and this hooch has GMA at her fingertips.

The saddest part? This has been less than a week and I already forgot about her. It’s the Internet age. 15 minutes of fame has been replaced with 15 seconds. All she had to do was apologize to the people that mattered and move on with her life but, nope. She just had to go on Good Morning America and will get both money and pity out of her being ThunderCunt (can I get one of those TM things for that before Stan Lee steals my shit?). That’s life for ya.