Of Course James Dolan's Band Is Going On Tour With Jewel
TMZ- NY Knicks‘ James Dolan is having a good week … his team is winning … and his band just landed a huge gig … TO OPEN FOR JEWEL!!! Dolan — who’s worth BILLIONS — was out in NYC this morning when he broke the big news about his band JD & The Straight Shot. FYI — James is the founder and frontman of the blues inspired rock band … and told us they’re going on tour with Jewel in March to promote their new album.
If you actually need proof of what being filthy rich can do, just watch that video right there. You know how much Jewel probably hates James Dolan’s ass? She was living out of her car and slinging records while he was probably zooted out of his mind with a silver spoon up his ass. While Jewel is racking up Grammys like Antonio Brown, this is the shit that Jim Dolan comes up with
Dolan is the rich kid that you deal with so you can hang out at his mansion. Even The Eagles somehow tolerated his frumpy ass all these years. Imagine having to wait through a JD & The Straight Shot session in order to hear a live version of “You Were Meant For Me”? Nightmare shit. The one good thing about this tour is that it will likely resemble rock tours from the 70s with all the sex going on. Big Cat has discussed at length all the #sex that Jewel and Clipboard Jesus Charlie Whitehurst must be having and one glance at the sexual tension between Jimmy D and the violin player will leave you a little tight in the knickers.
And yes, in case you weren’t sure if I was all in for being the Knicks blogger, I sat through an hour of Good Day NY (by far the worst morning show in the tri-state area) to get a 5-minute glimpse of JD & The Straight Shot play another terrible song.