Aunt Viv 1.0 From Fresh Prince Goes Off On Jada Pinkett Smith For Starting An Oscars Boycott
“Ya’ll aint Barack and Michelle Obama! You need to get over yourselves!”
“Bitches please…its not about being bitter. Its about being right. Some of us have bills to pay, some of us have mortgages to pay, some of us have bigger shit to worry about than the Ossssscuhs”
Jada’s Video:
E! - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s Janet Hubert just came out swingin’ at former co-star Will Smith and his ladylove Jada Pinkett-Smith, who recently released a video voicing her desire to boycott the Oscars for the lack of diversity in their nominees. Hubert released a 4-minute video on YouTube calling Jada out, and goodness, the sass cannot be denied. “First of all, Miss Thing,” she began (oh yeah, we’re not kidding), “does your man not have a mouth of his own with which to speak?” OH SNAP. She continued, “The second thing, girlfriend, there’s a lot of s–t going on in the world that you all don’t seem to recognize. People are dying. Our boys are being shot left and right. People are starving. People are trying to pay bills. And you’re talking about some [expletive] actors and Oscars. It just ain’t that deep.” Hubert went on to say, “And here’s the other thing, for you to ask other actors, and other black actresses and actors, too, to jeopardize their career and their standing in a town that you know damn well you don’t do that. And here’s the other thing—they don’t care. They don’t care! And I find it ironic that somebody who has made their living, made their living and made millions and millions of dollars from the very people you’re talking about boycotting just because you didn’t get a nomination, just because you didn’t win.” There is obvious bad blood between the former sitcom star and Will Smith (cue the awkward Aunt Viv switcheroo that we were supposed to just let go unnoticed), and she made sure to comment on that, too. “Well karma must be a bitch, cause now here you are. Here you are, you’ve had a few flops and you know there are those out there who really deserved a nod,” she said.
Original Aunt Viv 1.0…..From the parking lot!!!! My friends this is black on black crime because this was cold blooded murder. Here Lies Jada Pinkett Smith…murdered by the chick who played Aunt Viv for the first few seasons of Fresh Prince before they pulled the old switcheroo.
Here’s the thing – I’m not denying that there’s probably a racial issue in Hollywood. There’s like 10 black actors that are all from the Wire that keep getting rotated in and out. There’s probably something to that. But if you think, for ONE SECOND, I’m going to cry for millionaire celebrities who are upset they arent getting trophies for their job where they play pretend, you are outside of your mind. I just simply do not fucking care. Its exactly like Aunt Viv said – there is MUCH bigger shit to worry about than the Oscars. Not to play the old “There are starving kids in Africa” card, but where talking about an awards show that gives out $125,000 gift bags to every person that comes through. Its an awards show with the top 1% of the 1% who rock $150,000 jewelry and designer clothes worth more than most people’s lives. Its a giant, swanky party for the people with the best lives on the planet earth. If you think your boycott of this party is really a heroic social cause, I just dont know what to tell you. I’m sorry your husband wont be getting a pat on his back for “Concussion,” go home and cry about it inside your house made of money because youre worth 200 MILLION DOLLARS FROM BEING ACTORS. Plus havent you been keeping tabs at home??? Leo hasnt ever won an Oscar and he’s fucking white!! There’s a line for Oscar Outrage and right now Leo is at the front. Maybe…maybe next year we can be outraged about black folks getting snubbed but right now its all hands on deck for Leonardo Dicaprio.
As for Aunt Viv…well just give her the Oscar for best actress right fucking now. What a riveting soliloquy. That was like 25 years of resentment built up from getting the hook from Fresh Prince and nobody caring. Imagine that? If someone that looked sounded and acted completely different from you just took your job and your name and not one single person cared? Thats some fucked up shit. No doubt that just eats away at you every single day. This chick probably has Will Smith and Aunt Viv 2.0 voodoo dolls in her house. She’s probably been waiting for this day for a long, long time. Revenge is a dish best served cold and Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith finally looking like sore lose, spoiled assholes was the best time to serve it. Well done, Aunt Viv 1.0. Looks like your career and life kinda stink otherwise, but you nailed this youtube video! Your best performance since you gave those white girls a facial in the dance off
PS – Trending on Twitter as “Aunt Viv” instead of your real name has gotta be salt on the wounds.