Mailtime Featuring Not Noah Syndergaard (Our Biggest Shitshow Episode Ever)

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Yesterday was supposed to be our Noah Syndergaard interview. That did not happen. To say the least. I’ll let you listen to the show for the reason why but it certainly threw a wrench into things as I had already started recording the first half of the show, mentioned several times he was going to be on the ep, and was 100% banking on the final 30 minutes of the show to be him.

So what you get instead is a look behind the curtain on how the sausage is made on Mailtime. And then the show goes completely off the rails and we start talking about Antonio Cromartie’s semen and homemade Fleshlights. Which, in retrospect, probably has something to do with why Noah didnt make his appearance. He probably came to his senses and was like “What am I doing? I cant talk to these assholes.”

The highlight of the episode is the disclaimer I recorded explaining that in the podcast how Noah will not be making his appearance, which my crack team of editors and producers (BC and Charlie) somehow put at the END of the show. It was supposed to be up front so that nobody listening to the show expected Noah and then was disappointed half way through.  Instead it was tacked on at the very end. Genius. Almost so stupid you’d think we did it on purpose to be funny. But we didnt. We’re just dumb. Start to finish, front to back, on the mic and behind the scenes, its our must ridiculous show to date.

Also in this episode: Making a Murderer rap song, sitting courtside at the Garden, the Barstool merger and going back to the cubes, how I think I’m going to retire from drinking, and having sex with sponges. A little bit of everything and some high brow humor for you on this Thursday afternoon. Plug in juice up.