Antonio Cromartie's Wife Complains About The Jets Missing The Playoffs On Snapchat

“My husband is going to be home every damn day. I’m going to have to get up every damn day, act like I’m doing something.”

“You work…I spend money”

“They should have an off season program for the wives. Because once this ni…once these guys, I was gonna call them something else…get home, its hell in the house!”

Oh you thought you were depressed from the Jets losing one of the worst games in franchise history? You thought you were still reeling from Rex Ryan bouncing the Jets in week 17? You thought you were trying to figure out how you’re gonna handle these next few weeks with no football?

Well at least youre not Terricka Cason. How is she gonna spend all her husband’s money in peace and quiet? How is she gonna sit around and do nothing all day now? And most importantly how is she gonna keep herself from getting pregnant???? Thats the real issue here. All the other stuff about shopping and sitting around being lazy is infuriating, but she should be legitimately concerned about getting knocked up. The chances of a chick getting pregnant increase exponentially if shes in the same room as Antonio Cromartie. Just being exposed to Cro an extra couple weeks this year now that the Jets are bounced could mean another litter of children. She was hoping to get a break from that Super Sperm until at least the middle of January and now her body has to try to fight off that mutant semen all winter.

So this weekend when playoff football is on and you’re watching teams like the fucking Houston Texans play and you wanna jump out the window just remember these three things:

A) You can sit around all day doing nothing without being judged by your husband

2) You can order anything you want off of Amazon Prime

D) Antonio Cromartie wont be getting you pregnant.

Things could be worse. I guess.