Kelly Rohrbach Has Been Cast As C.J. Parker In The Upcoming Baywatch Movie Starring The Rock

Huffington Post- The “Baywatch” reboot just found its new C.J. Parker!   Dwayne Johnson, who’s starring in and producing the film, announced that model Kelly Rohrbach will take on Pamela Anderson’s iconic role. “The Rock” shared the news on Instagram Monday. 

A pleasure welcoming @kellyrohrbach to our #BAYWATCH family for the iconic role of ‘CJ Parker,'” Johnson wrote. “Yes, she’s a walking smoke stack but more importantly… she’s smart, tough and funny. Just the way we like ‘em.”

 

First of all, I had noooo idea they were making a Baywatch movie with The Rock.  I am in on any project involving THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ENTERTAINMENT TODAY.  But I am especially in on a movie based on the TV show that got myself and countless Stoolies through puberty.

But even though Kelly Rohrbach is an absolute smoke, I think anyone that grew up with Baywatch is underwhelmed by this pick.  Because while someone good enough for Leonardo DiCaprio’s bed is significantly better than anything I can dream of, Pamela Anderson was Michael, Magic and Bird all rolled into one when she was C.J. Parker

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I mean that picture is from the 90s and still makes it move.  Now I know what you are saying.  “Clem, you big, ugly bastard.  Who would be a better choice than Kelly?”  Honestly, I’m not sure.  Kate Upton back when she FIRST came out titties bouncing while still being fit would have been my pick.  But that Kate Upton is long gone.  So I don’t have an answer for you.  I just know that this stunning chick somehow still does not do C.J. Parker justice.

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