How Long Till Gronk Buries The WWE Dive Lana/Ex FSU Cowgirl?

I’ve talked about this Lana chick before. I’m not a wrestling guy but she is an absolute knockout. Literally one of the sexiest chicks on the planet. Something about the whole cold Russian with the diabolical ass thing just does it for me. Anyway Gronk went to WWE last night because his buddy wrestles and apparently left after he was done which led to Lana tweeting at him/saying she’s interested.

Listen you don’t just call out Gronk unless you’re looking for a little looky looky. Yeah I know she dates a wrestler in real life, but give me a break. This girl is a social climber. You don’t go from Cowgirl to WWE diva by accident.  She knows how to parlay her looks into success. She fucks the right people. She always makes the right decision.  What better way to increase your street cred than trading in Ruslev for Gronk? Biggest no brainer in the history of earth.

PS – Who would have ever thought CJ Perry/Lana would have turned out to be a much bigger star than Sterger?  Upset of the century.  I’m sure she was overshadowed by Sterger her entire life and then like BAM!  Who is the hotter bitch now!  Probably went and fucked Stergers ex boyfriend just to put an exclamation point on it.