#4 Steve Harvey Botches The Miss Universe Announcement, Names The Runner Up As The Winner

(Fuck everyone bashing Steve for his spelling. I get Philippines wrong over time. One L two P’s? Get the fuck out of here. And the whole Colombia Columbia thing is so dumb. Definitely no reason for 2 versions)

I’m not kidding you…when Steve Harvey stopped the celebration to announce he fucked up I gasped. I fucking gasped and yelled “NO FUCKING WAY.” Forget about the Miracle on Ice. Forget Bill Mazeroski’s walk off home run. Forget about the Music City Miracle. Forget about Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary. That was the single most dramatic ending I have ever seen in the history of competition.

To be honest at first I thought this was staged. I thought this was some intricate PR plot to drum up talk about Miss Universe. But when my man Steve Harvey stopped the show to show the card and explain he announced the first runner up as first place, I realized he truly just fucked up. Which is an ALL TIME screw up. I mean JUST when Steve Harvey was about to blow up and take over the world…just when he lit the world on fire with that suit…he goes and does something like this and torpedoes his career as Miss Universe host.

As far as the chicks, I dont know how Miss Colombia ever recovers from this. Theres a strong chance she just collapses as a human being. Return home to Colombia and end up addicted to the yay. Maybe start working the corners. Eventually ends up in a South American gutter. Its that devestating to have the Miss Universe tiara on your head and then have it snatched away from you. I’m surprised that Sofia Vergara look alike didnt pull a razorblade out from under her tongue and slash up Steve Harvey and Miss Philippines.

And while we’re on it, can Miss Phillippines even enjoy this?  I mean yea she obviously truly won but the entire moment where you stand there as the champ totally ruined. Who fucking cares now?

Its tough for me to say it because I’m a huge Steve Harvey guy but it was just a COLOSSAL fuck up that can never be rectified. And in the end, Donald Trump is laughing all the way to the bank. “You see what happens when I dont run these things? You LOSER. You’re all LOSERS.” I wouldnt put it past Donald to have paid off Steve to do that shit.