Kelly Slater And His Surfer Brahs Created A Man-Made Wave That's A Hang Ten/10

Nature is pretty fucking awesome. Like when you see videos of these perfectly massive waves that form at Teahupo?o, you know that nature is one bad ass bitch. But it’s always nice to see man get a nice little victory over nature sometimes and that’s exactly what the Kelly Slater Wave Company did here. It’s the perfect wave and it’s never ending and you have the greatest surfer in the world shredding it. Nature – a billion, Man – at least one. Like just look at this thing for a second.

Man created this shit. You’re lying to yourself if you don’t think that’s amazing. So now I guess it’s time to throw on some “Endless Summer” or “Step Into Liquid”, maybe play a little Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer (which is one of the most underrated video games of all time), and just get so pitted for the rest of the day.

Seriously though, Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer was an A+ game and I feel like people don’t talk about that enough.

Kelly Slater and David Portnoy. Just a couple of middle aged, balding men who shred gnar on the regular.