This Bathroom Fight Featured A Great Ass Whooping And One Hell Of A Comeback

Shirtless guy’s corner man in the bathroom stall:

That’s what I’m talking about when we discuss great Internet fights. I want to see heart, courage, someone ultimately embarrassing himself…that’s all in play here. By my count, that dude got off 15 clean seconds of shots on the black shirt dude and threw fists and knees and connected a decent bit. And honestly, he didn’t look bad doing it. But he still couldn’t get this fiery Latino Tasmanian devil down and ended up almost shattering his skull on an elf-sized porcelain urinal. One hell of a turnaround and simply a top ten all-time moment in bathroom sport, presumably competing just with guys who got a toilet golf set in some shitty Yankee Swap or a drunk trying to see what’s the farthest away he could pee into a urinal.

Also if I’m Dana White looking to make sure Conor McGregor gives fans a full fight’s worth of action the next time he hits the octagon, I might look at signing black shirt up for a fight or two. Dude’s got some Homer Simpsonesque qualities, no doubt about it:

(via Flyheight)