The Philadelphia Eagles Are Going To Win The NFC East!!! Kisses For Jaccpot!!!

Eagles win in an all-time upset. Miles Austin and Cary Williams cut. Nick Foles still benched for the anemic Rams. Shady coming back to the Linc for an opportunity to get stuffed. DeSean Jackson losing big games on dumbdick DeSean Jackson plays. Everything coming up Chip!

Let’s take a look at the white hot dumpster fire that is NFC East right now:

We’ve got Buffalo, Arizona, Washington, @NYG. Totally conceivable the Eagles can, at worst, drop to the Bills and Cardinals but still (embarrassingly) win the Division at 7-9 with victories over the Giants and Redskins. Washington has got 3 of their last 4 games on the road where they’re 0-5 this year. The Giants have to play the Panthers and a fighting Vikings team left on their schedule. The Cowboys have Matt freaking Cassle starting at QB and if they win 3/4 to make it to 7-9 I’ll eat my own taint. Like it or not, it looks like everything will be coming down to a Week 17 battle for Mediocrity At The Meadowlands with the Giants, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. So thank you, Dallas and DeSean Jackson for making the sun somehow seem even more brighter. I’m looking forward to cruising into the Linc this Sunday and challenging anyone and everyone in the Bills Mafia to a shopping cart joust.

Always respect the memories though, Jaccpot. NEVER FORGET:

PS – Dallas actually has a realistic chance to take this shit down at 6-10. Nothing will surprise me at this point. Still though, this Tweet is on point as ever.

@SmittyBarstool whoever goes to the playoffs in the NFC East is basically getting a participation award. #Eagles

— Chammy (@grebmoolb311) December 8, 2015