Feminist Blogger Makes Sourdough Bread Out Of Her Vagina Yeast, Wait What?

First of all I’ll get right out in front of this one and say I don’t understand at all what’s going on but I know I want to puke. Yeast is one of those words that you just say and the back of your throat starts spitting up. My anatomy knowledge starts and stops at a man’s simple body parts. You got the pee hole and the poo hole, sometimes you pee out of the poo hole if you’ve eaten too many wings and drank too many beers, class dismissed. I’m openly admitting my ignorance on this one, I’m a dumb person who understands very little in life and in this case I think I’m happy to be ignorant.

Now as for this particular case of vagina yeast bread, I think it’s a point for feminist bloggers? Like I’m sitting here thinking about how to make bread out of my own body and I’ve got nothing. If forced to make Yeast bread I would be shit out of luck. So in a bread making competition it’s Feminist bloggers 1, me 0, which when you think about it is kind of ironic no? The feminist blogger just proved she is better equipped to cook than I am, thus re-affirming the very stereotypes and social norms she is trying to shatter. Like if we went back in times and had to split up duties, Zoe would get bread making and I would get sitting around and doing nothing. I don’t have the necessary tools, it’s just a fact. So in a stunning turn of events point, Big Cat.

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Also she has way better armpit hair than I do, my armpits look like I’m 14 trying to grow my first pubes, so I think that’s a point for Zoe. 1-1, see you next time for another challenge I didn’t ask for but somehow accepted.