14-Year-Old Kid Breaks The Rubik's Cube World Record And An Epic Nerd Celebration Breaks Out

Holy moly. Talk about being treated like The Beatles. That kid is king of the nerd castle now. Life comes at you fast.  One second you’re just a nerdy kid who is kinda good at the Rubik’s Cube then the next second you’re the cock of the walk.  The big swinging dick. I’ll give one piece of sage advice to Lucas Etter: Remember who your real friends are. Remember who was there when you didn’t have the Rubik’s Cube record and you were just an average Joe. Those are the ones who are your real friends. Don’t let the fame and bright lights of iPhone flashes distort your view of the world and those around you.  Because there were LOTS of people coming up to him and almost sucking his dick after breaking the record.  Those people are nothing but groupies, Lucas. They don’t know the real you. They want to glean some shine from your masterful Rubik’s Cube skills. As Aubrey Graham once famously stated, no new friends. No new friends, Lucas Etter.

For instance, this is your boy, Lucas. He was your timer. He’s been down since Day 1. He’s the Mekhi Phifer to your B-Rabbit.

But this guy.  I don’t fucking trust this guy.

You know how Big Cat makes fun of Rick Reilly because Rick makes jokes wayyyyyy after something happens?  This kid right here is the Rick Reilly of his middle school.  Everybody stopped doing the “What are thoooooose?” thing a month ago, pal. Way to stay current.