Redskins Get Beat Down By The Panthers, Still Play For a Share Of First Next Week

First off, disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. How dare Cam get in that young boy’s face like that. Parents across the country are going to have to explain to their children why Cam was doing that. Makes me sick.

Despite that, Cam did still manage to throw 5 TD passes, en route to a convincing victory over the Skins. He capped off his day by being Mario, which I agree, I don’t hate at all.

The Skins continually shot themselves in the foot with penalties, to the point some think they are being screwed over by Goodell.

The entire team was not happy with the officiating after the game, namely the “unnecessary roughness” call which brought a pick 6 back.

The Skins went from having the lead and controlling the game to seemingly never having their offense on the field again. Cousins kept fumbling, Jordan Reed fumbled, Matt Jones fumbled, it was just a mess.

Speaking of messes, go fuck yourself Dan Snyder.

But back to the game, obviously there was more than just a few bad calls that lost this game for the Skins.

Exhibit A:

Redskins, your running game, WOOF. No number of blown calls can make the running game THAT bad (even if a long Kirk Cousins run was called back for some bullshit holding call which I cannot imagine being called holding 9/10 times). Regardless, 12 carries for 14 yards is not going to win very many football games.

Exhibit B:

The Skins key to winning all year has been to game manage, control possession, and keep the good opposing players off the field. They didn’t do that, not even a litttttttle bit yesterday. Mostly because of

Exhibits C and D:

And that folks, is how you lose football games. Goodell ain’t making them turn the ball over 5 times, that’s for sure.

But hey, ready for the good news:

The Skins are playing for a share of 1st place next week vs the Giants! NFC East stand up! The remaining schedule is so easy it’d suck your dick if you asked politely and bought it breakfast.

The playoffs aren’t that far fetched. These are all winnable games if they play like they played against the Saints and NOT how they played the second half vs the Panthers. Playoffs would be cool. I’d like that.

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