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Bieber Serenades Selena With "My Girl" At A Hotel Bar Before Unleashing the Python Late Night

@justinbieber singing my girl to @selenagomez….is this real? Pure magic.

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Does anyone have a drool cloth I can borrow? @justinbieber @selenagomez

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OMG! Listen I don’t care whether you love Bieber or hate Bieber. You have to admit that Bieber and Selena had the best sex in the history of humans last night. I mean I was literally leaking pre cum everywhere watching this and Bieber wasn’t even singing to me. But imagine being Selena? The first time you’ve seen Bieber in a year? He’s on the top of the charts. His monster hog dancing in your brain while he sings My Girl to you? That’s how you end up in rehab, but not until you’ve been plowed into bolivian. Sometimes the high is worth the low.

PS – Where was this video on Thursday? I could have done 18 Jo’s with my eyes close.