If Aaron Rodgers Was Smart He'd Marry Olivia Munn Right Now

Lot of people criticizing Rodgers’ play the last few weeks and saying that sex with Olivia Munn has something to do with the Packers’ downfall (I think that was legit one person and everyone on the internet thought it was funny so we all made it a story).  Well I’ve got a solution for Aaron: get married.

Yeah, it’s that easy. No one criticizes wives, they’re family. But girlfriends? They’re ripped nonstop. The flavor of the month is constantly the cause for trouble in the locker room. I mean Kevin McHale’s wife said the Houston Rockets have the goddamn Kardashian Curse yesterday because of James Harden. If you’re dating a high profile chick and lose a game then you’re causing a distraction for the team.

BUT, if you guys are married? No one cares. Just a couple god-fearing heterosexuals in middle America doing your thing. I’m like 95% sure it’s a non-story if you’re married. Tons of people have wives, they never ruin football. Girlfriends do. So marry the chick who’s a fucking AWESOME down to ride (love that she attacks people on twitter, love it so much), is hot, and likes her asshole licked. Oh and shes really famous. Solve all your woes in one, “I do.”