Charlie Sheen Will Announce That He Is HIV-Positive Tomorrow On The Today Show

Well goddddd damn. It’s weird as hell to hear about people being HIV positive. Sheen was on an epic run of women, drugs, and calling his boss “a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I’d never want to be like.” He’s been out of the news for a while, and I guess now we know why.

At the end of the day, isn’t HIV pretty curable though? Charlie got to do every drug, fuck every woman, and make millions upon million of dollars. So now he has to slow down a bit and inject money into his arms every now and again? He probably wouldn’t change those glory years he had for anything.

Is Charlie going to be ok? I’m sure will. In fact, I’m HIV positive.