Ben Carson Is Pro-Hitler

So this is our boy PFTCommenter, the funniest guy on the internet, at last night’s debate. Somehow made his way to Ben Carson’s grill and got him to outright admit to being a guy who lies about psych classes and stabbings (I’m really not sure where we’re at with either of those things but I’ve definitely seen headlines about them) and supports the life of Adolf Hitler. Can’t say that I’m surprised or really disagree with him here, though. Hitler killed Jews. Jews don’t believe in Jesus. Ben Carson has hung out with Jesus.

(that’s a real painting Carson has hanging in his house)

Can’t have people running around the earth saying your boy doesn’t exist, even if BFFJesus does look a little bit like a retarded, black Fabio. Of course Carson has no choice but to save that genocidal baby’s fetal life and make sure he carries out the mission that god put him on this earth to complete.