Breaking News: One of the Aliens Fell Out Of His Spaceship and Was Found In Somebody's Backyard

Dailystar – With what appear to be two legs and some sort of face, the alien-type discovery looks as if it’s a prop from a freaky horror B-movie. The bizarre photo appeared on Reddit with the caption “Friend found this outside her house. Wtf indeed…”

What do you mean what is it? Connect the dots! It’s a fucking alien! Like you think it’s a coincidence this thing just showed up in somebody’s backyard Saturday night? At the same exact time that alien spaceship was cruising around LA? I wish I could scream I TOLD YOU SO! at the top of my lungs but if we’re being honest I’m a little bit nervous/confused. This is not what I thought the Aliens were gonna look like. I mean I can’t take orders from this idiot. Thing is 1 foot tall and disgusting looking. I may be back on Team Human now. And before people freak out and say I can’t play for the humans anymore I’d like to reference an old quote from Bill Parcells. I reserve the right to change my mind. Especially when it comes to Alien invasions.