Ginormous Sinkhole Swallows 14 Cars Outside of an IHOP
USA Today - A huge cave-in has swallowed more than a dozen cars in an IHOP parking lot in Meridian, Miss., according to local media. Local TV station KSLA quoted witnesses as hearing a series of booms before power went out and the cave-in, which is about 50 feet wide and 600 feet long, opened up. Another station, WTOK, said emergency responders were called out to the scene about 7:15 p.m. CT Saturday. Officials told the station that about 15 vehicles were submerged in mud and paving but that no one appeared to have been hurt.
Weird, weird weekend. We have aliens coming down from outerspace, we have entire college football teams trying to take over schools, and we have sinkholes targeting IHOPs. The whole world is off it’s axis right now. Wouldn’t be surprised if Obama gave the entire country a day off of work tomorrow just to regroup and refresh. Just one day where everyone just chills out and recharges them batteries. We overcame the Summer of Sharks. Where shark attacks were happening at every beach, every day, every hour. Kids, adults, laydees, you name it, sharks were biting and tearing their arms off. And sinkholes were not about to let them take the crown. Sinkholes used to run this bitch.
They used to come after football fields
And this one was especially brutal, when a sinkhole ate a bunch of vintage Corvettes.
And now they are re-emerging like Cicadas, ready to attack wherever, whenever. Some people just wanted some stacks of pancakes at the new IHOP in town, and boom, a 50 foot wide and 600 foot long sinkhole swallowed their cars instead. It’s actually a miracle zero people were hurt. That’s the power of IHOP I suppose. That place is better than Church if you’re trying to get saved. But all this really means is the sinkholes are mad. They’re out for blood. Hang onto your loved ones, your dogs, and your dicks, you never know where one is gonna hit next.