Ben Carson Just Dropped A Presidential Mixtape And Is About To Turn This Whole Election Into A Rap Beef

If Donald Trump is the showman he thinks he is then that guy better be in the booth right now letting bars fly and paying Drake a couple million to jump on the track. Marco Rubio better have Pitbull on the horn ready to dale. Mike Huckabee, call up David Allan Coe, everybody’s dropping tracks.

I love that he came out and said it’s just for young, black people though. I do respect that level of honesty. His exact quote was about, “Reaching them on a level they appreciate and follow and see if we can attract their consciousness about the election. They need to get involved and express their voice through their vote.”

I think that means that Ben Carson has never listened to rap or spoken to a young black person? Because the way to get the message across isn’t exactly through ads that sound like they’re promoting a Martin Luther King Day sale at the local hardware store that’s owned by a racist. “Need more negro customers, Darlene. Gonna put out one of them raps but I suck at it so I’m just gonna pretend words that don’t rhyme actually do.” Plus, black people don’t need to be told to vote. Diddy told everyone to Vote or Die like 8 years ago and next thing you knew we had a black president. Everyone got the message.