If They're Banning Nudity On Instagram, They Should Probably Stop The Game From Posting His Dick Again

Warning: The pics are probably/obviously a bit NSFW

The first pic was from last week and even though I saw it and could feel the pageviews coming off that king-sized Tootsie Roll, I decided it wasn’t worth blogging. Too many dick blogs. Can’t do it. But then just a couple days later, rapper The Game is posting another one grabbing his dick? I’m sorry but someone has to say something. Especially because The Game is pushing a gross miscarriage of dick justice here. You can’t post pictures of your dick acting like it’s a casual pose when you’re clearly fully fluffing it up. That’s a misrepresentation. Anyone’s dick can look huge in boxer briefs and if you’re tucking a rock hard one away in there, it’s like 10x. Girls don’t know that and just go “Whoa check out this guy’s huge dick!” No. It’s a fraud. Perfectly fine dick but not the Clifford the Big Red Dog of dicks like chick blogs are making it out to be. He needs to save those lies for Snapchat, not a public audience.

But moreso, this is fucked up because how is this cool to post on Instagram when they make such a big deal about chicks dumping em out on there for a tasteful photo, sexy one, or even breastfeeding? Women’s bodies and nipples are actually art. People pay millions of dollars for statues and paintings of them. Even if girls are somehow into this — and I’m doubtful there — a guy’s engorged dick stuffed into some boxer briefs is vulgar and obscene and better left making a family of Midwestern tourists uncomfortable when they go shopping in a gay part of town during a rare trip to a big city. Either give us nipples or keep The Game’s dick out of our feeds. That’s fair. That’s equal rights.

Also the hash tags here are out of control, I have no clue what’s going on or what would inspire someone to do this:

And then he’s bringing it back by popular request in the second one?

I admit I’m not the world’s foremost expert on black female culture but are there chicks out there seeing this and flicking the bean while reading through some hashtags? Just fanning themselves and fainting all over the place like a pastor touched them in church? I get the bar for romance isn’t set high sometimes but I’m not sure a dude who’s been in jail and previously been investigated for domestic violence comparing his dick to a gun being shot into a woman’s mouth is ever the right choice, especially in hashtag form.

PS Dick shenanigans aside, The Game has a way more tasteful bathroom than I would expect. I’ll give him that.