Heidi Klum Went All Out...Plus Some...To Be Jessica Rabbit For Halloween

I’m having a hard time even understanding how that’s a person. It’s legitimately the best Halloween costume that’s ever been made. Now if you think like I do and think it’s a complete waste because spending 5 hours getting your body all transformed  sounds like Hell on Earth, it’s the worst costume of all time. But as far as dressing up goes, that’s a 10/10, or a 1/10 if you’re legit scared of how realistic it is.

You know what sounds terrible though? Being in all of that on Halloween, and then having to take it all off after. Does she just not drink? Nothing sounds worse than getting blacked out on Halloween and then having to spend hours trying to get your costume off. Especially because girls have it so easy. You don’t eat for 5 days, you put on a tight black dress, a pair of bunny ears, and you knock that motherfucker out of the park. You eat Halloween’s breakfast. No need to be a hero like Heidi Klum when you can be a Nina Agdal.