Mike Tyson Sang "Hotline Bling" On Fallon Last Night And It Was A Beautiful Disaster

Mike Tyson is a train wreck that I can’t look away from. Even though I think he’s sobered up now I feel like he’s always right on the edge of flipping the fuck out and beating the shit out of everyone in sight. He even seems like he has a great sense of humor and is able to laugh at himself (when you’re Mike Tyson this is not an option) but I still worry that those boxing thoughts are still inside him and he is more than capable of murdering a person with his bare hands. More capable than anyone on the planet probably.  Like when the topic of Questlove’s Instagram came up it was funny but I was just waiting for Iron Mike to emerge from the depths and kill the whole band. Then of course Tyson takes it all in stride and sings Hotline Bling and it’s hilarious. But for a split second everybody in that studio thought they were gonna die.

Also, is Jimmy Fallon a stumbling drunk or just really clumsy? I need to know. I’m starting to think Fallon is a stumbling drunk. He can’t stop injuring his hands. He’s injured each hand in the last couple months. Bad injuries too.

Here he is falling with a bottle Jager the other night

And just back in July he fucked up his other hand REALLY bad to the point where there was amputation talk and he had to take a bunch of shows off

He said he almost ripped his finger off in a “kitchen accident”.  Ooooooookay, Jimmy. A kitchen accident. Wink wink.  As a man who enjoys an occasional drink himself I know drunk falls when I see them.  We literally saw him fall with a bottle of Jager in that Instagram video and I’m guessing the kitchen accident was a boozed up fall as well. Doesn’t Fallon have a reputation for being a party guy?  No judgement here. I’m in no position to do that. I’m just saying. If he keeps injuring himself he’s not gonna have any hands left.