Everyone Ready For Kyle "The Professor" Hendricks To Captivate The Nation?

Do I look scared? Because I’m not. Yeah we’re down a couple of games in the NLCS, yeah our bats have disappeared, and yeah the Mets have their ace going tonight. But you know what they don’t have? The Professor. Greg Maddux Jr. Dartmouth Grad (ever heard of it? It’s an Ivy), ready to be introduced to the nation. If you’re one of those guys who loves power pitching and 100 mph fastballs, go ahead, go root for the Mets. Me? I’m more of a mid 80’s nibble the zone type of guy. Class is in session, time for the Professor to do some teaching.

Hey KFC, now yous can’t leave, punk. Vein City.

I listed my top 5 Kyle’s of all time this morning and I never realized what a strong group it was. Starting 5 Kyle’s would be the greatest party of all time. You’ve got it all. Orton, Long, and Schwarber to bring the fun. Korver to scoop up the ladies. Hendricks to be the designated driver. Power Crew right there.