Subway Savage Hanging Out With His "Pet Pussy & Ass"

The word “savage” gets tossed around too casually these days. Very overused in 2015. But there are times when its absolutely appropriate. There are times when no other word better defines a person or their actions.

This is is one of those times.

This dude is an ABSOLUTE. SAVAGE. Riding the subway in open toed sandals with your pet pussy & ass out for the world to see is barbarous behavior. I’m actually not sure whats worse – the toes or the rubber pussy & ass. Put the two together, though, and you’ve got the greatest combination of Don’t Give A Fuck that I’ve ever see. Just flaunting it in everyone’s face like “Yup…I’m gonna cum inside this carved up piece of rubber later.” Its particularly cocky when you realize that he’s basically forcing the entire train to envision him banging a rubber pussy & ass. You cant look at a guy with a doggystyle pet pussy and NOT picture him fucking it. Its like when you say to someone “Do not think about elephants right now.” An elephant immediately pops into their brain. You look at the Cyberskin Doggystyle pet pussy & ass and you’re immediately picturing what its like to bang that thing.

Or maybe thats just me. Part of me really wants to fuck one of those things just for the experience. Just for cocktail party banter. Telling people you’ve fucked a pet pussy & ass is absolutely a show stopper. Plus I think its bullshit that girls can have a whole treasure chest of fuck toys and nobody bats an eyelash but the second a dude starts fucking a rubber asshole he’s labeled as a creep. Quit crying about equal pay in the workforce, girls. You get to fuck tons of sex toys with zero judgment.