Guy Is Super Good At Balancing An Egg On His Head, Just Kidding, His Friends Super Glued It To His Head

This is what I’m talking about.  These are the pranks I wanna see more of.  Fuck that guy who keeps pretending to kill off his son and scare the shit out of his family members. I hope something goes wrong in one of his “pranks”, he accidentally ends up killing himself and I start dating his wife because she’s a cutie.  Anyway. That guy is child’s play compared to this.  Super gluing eggs to each other’s heads.  That’s the good stuff.  Good ol’ fashioned fun with your boys.  It’s just assumed that these guys are all hardcore alcoholics, right? They have to be. Just hanging around the shop, operating heavy machinery and pulling from flasks all day long. They are what I picture most of rural Europe being like.  And Jeff is the village idiot. The guy who they super glue eggs to. Jeff was so happy too. Thought he was the balance king. Nope. They tricked Jeff again. Chances Jeff still has the egg super glued to his head? 1000%. Or he bled out in a field after ripping the egg off his head.