Dustin Johnson's Brother/Caddie Dating Barstool Smokeshow Sam From Charleston, Adding To The Family Collection Of Hottest Girls Ever

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TBL – 10/14 – Austin Johnson, the younger brother of PGA Tour golfer Dustin Johnson, also happens to be his caddie. Austin has been looping for his brother since Dustin won the WGC-HSBC Champions tournament in 2013. Austin is dating Samantha Maddox, a recent College of Charleston graduate and a First Team All-CAA tennis player for the Cougars. Maddox is currently building a fairly reasonable follower count on Instagram. Maddox, and Dustin’s wife Paulina Gretzky, both made the trip to the Presidents Cup to cheer on the Johnson boys.

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Explain to me how you get to be one the best golfers in the world, date and then marry one of the hottest girls on the market, also have a brother who gets to caddy for you and get rich carrying some golf clubs around, and HE gets to date a former blazing hot smokeshow Sam from College of Charleston. Explain how that’s fair. I’ll wait.

It’s honestly disrespectful for one set of brothers to get a life like this. #8 golfer on the planet with $5,509,466.50 in earnings this year married to:

And brother who gets to cash in on handing the irons out dating:

Life is so unfair I’m considering quitting.

PS,

Karma always evens things out a bit.

Helps us losers sleep at night.