Live Look At Lamar Odom's VIP Suite At the Bunny Ranch

TMZ - Lamar Odom locked himself away in quiet, relaxing surroundings when he started his weekend getaway at a Nevada brothel. We got these shots inside the VIP suite at the Love Ranch South outside Pahrump, Nevada … where, as we reported, LO had been hanging out since Saturday.Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof refers to the pad as his “house,” since he stays there when he’s visiting — but it’s usually rented out to VIP clients.We’re told Lamar was staying free of charge — he and Hof are pals — but it usually goes for $5,000-$10,000/night … depending on how many girls you get with it.

Really? That’s the VIP room? No aquarium? No rotating heart bed with red satin sheets?  No lava lamps? No pool? That’s where the owner and his VIP clients stay? Bro that ain’t VIP. That’s business class. This is garbage.   Like I don’t want to be able to afford what real VIP’s can afford. How many chicks come with the 5K? 1? 5? Are they hot? Like 1 or 2 smoking hot chicks in this room for 5K is fair and doable. Again I don’t want to be able to afford the highest priced option you got. Any place that can’t out price me is a place I don’t want to go.

Quick Update.  I guess this is what 5K buys you.  Seems more like $1700.  Maybe $3K if you just use the last photo.

PS – I’ve been wanting to make this joke since I heard about Odom overdosing.   At least the Kardashians didn’t turn him into a woman.  It’s not that funny and it’s probably in bad taste so I’ve just been sitting on it and I’m not going to tell it.