Esquire Names Khaleesi The Sexiest Woman Alive For 2015
Esquire- Years ago, when I was a grad student, I worked at an ice cream shop in Oxford called George & Davis’. Students from Teddies, one of the local private schools just up the road, used to come in all the time. One of them was Emilia Clarke. She’s twenty-eight now, one of the stars of Game of Thrones, the mother not just of dragons but of John Connor in the latest Terminator movie, and Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. It’s Sunday lunchtime. I was supposed to be taking my kids to Legoland. But I’m not—I’m going to interview Emilia. My taxi pulls up at a house in Hampstead, an inner London suburb. Academics and writers used to live there. Now only bankers and lawyers and movie stars can afford it—you hear a lot of American accents on the street. Emilia’s house is part of a beautiful Georgian “terrace” (English for a section of row houses) with long front lawns, pretty pastel-colored stucco walls, big windows you can step out of. It’s just across the road from Hampstead Heath: eight hundred acres of hills, hedgerows, and countryside in the middle of London.
Ohhhhhh well isn’t that just great! Kinda feel like Khaleesi is trolling us Game of Thrones fans at this point. One second she’s saying she wants to be known for her acting and not her boobs and then the next second she’s getting softcore naked and named Esquire’s sexiest woman of 2015. She’s the one who told the show runners at GOT that she’d no longer show her boobs after like season 2 and even put it in her contract I think. So she was basically saying she wanted to get rid of one of the things that made GOT one of the most popular shows in the world. You’re lying if at least part of you isn’t tuning into watch GOT for the nudity N that appears before the show starts. Always a great moment. And now here’s Khaleesi stripping off her clothes for Esquire. I’m just saying, which is it? If she’s willing to strip for Esquire she should be willing to show a little skin on HBO. HBO and GOT basically got her that Esquire shoot because it’s what made her famous. Am I too irrationally riled up about this? Yeah I am. Because I love her character and she seems like a nice lady. We just need to get on the same page.
Despite all the shit I just talked I’d be lying if I said this picture doesn’t give me a boner. Not a hyperbolic blogger boner where I just say I have a boner and don’t. I have a legit boner from this picture. Hotttttttttttttt
